February 2012
I’m one of those people who complains about being single, wants to kill couples in the street and in films; yet is incredibly scared when I get anywhere near commitment.
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
eeznel asked: 6, 20, 21, 34, 40
fourforadrian asked: 29 & 33
pink-amethyst asked: 38 xx
ASK ME ANY OF THESE AND ILL RATE YOUR BLOG :)
1. Current mood?
2. If you could meet any celebrity, who would it be and why?
3. You win a million dollars, what is the first thing you spend it on?
4. Favourite song or songs at the moment?
5. What are you wearing right now?
6. Least favourite singer?
7. One thing you're craving right now
8. Last movie you watched?
9. Favourite quote?
10. Have any piercings? If so, where?
11. Biggest pet peeve?
12. One electronic item you can't live without?
13. Favourite music genre?
14. Play any sports? If so, what sports
15. Best birthday present ever received
16. Scariest moment of your life
17.Earliest memory?
18. Missing anyone at the moment?
19. What do you look for in the opposite sex?
20. Favourite song lyrics?
21. One food that you could eat every day, and never get tired of
22. If you could be any animal, which animal would you be?
23. Favourite holiday?
24. Do you like the place you live in?
25. What kind of computer do you have?
26. Ever had you heart broken?
27.How did you discover tumblr?
28. Do you get jealous easily?
29. One thing you wish you could change about yourself
30. Have a crush on anyone at the moment?
31. Biggest fear?
32. What is the current time where you are?
33. One thing you like about yourself
34. Something you wish to accomplish within the next year?
35. Favourite place to travel?
36. Someone who is very important to you
37.Favourite scent?
38.Ever been to any concerts? If so, how many, and which was your favourite?
39. One thing you want to say to someone right now, but can't or aren't brave enough to
40. Put your itunes on shuffle. List the first 5 songs that come on
“I think the idea is that every person has to live for his or her own life and...”
– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via bookmania)
Bob Dylan, Mr Tambourine Man.
I miss my hip piercing. Now there’s just a scar of what used to be. :’(
There are two great days in a person’s life; the day they’re born and the day they figure out why.
xmlne asked: Your tumblr is probably one my favorites! X
